Friedrig and the Toilet of Mystery.

So within the next couple of days; Friedrig had managed to travel further afield than he had ever been. Drifting from field to field, lake to lake, puddle to puddle. There was this one puddle that he happened upon that had a fisherman sat at it's edges; with his fishing rod cast into the middle. In all fairness this was perhaps not the best place to be fishing but Friedrig assumed the man just wanted to pass the time. "Ullo kind fisherman" Yelled Friedrig "What be the catch of the day?"
"Slim pickings dear boy" Said the fisherman with an evil squint in his eye "My name is Ash Chohan the Local Fisherman, what be yours?".
"Friedrig" he replied with a smile. "I believe i have a solution for you, this wig has presented me with no real gain, but if i remember rightly; when i was a little tadpole my mother read me a book about a secret place and a magical object. If the object is thrown into the place then a newer magical object with appear. Comphrende?"
Ash's squinty eye tightened and the look became more fierce. "Ayyyyyyyye"?
Without care for his own possession Friedrig launched the beautiful wig into the middle of the lake. Ripples came into motion and splashed against the edges, soaking Friedrig and Ash's toes. Then as if by magic a shiny white, slightly damp toilet rose from the shallow depths. Ash used his rod to hook the toilet and hoist it out.
In amazement both Ash and Friedrig stood there for many hours wondering what to do with it and why it could possibly be more beautiful than a beautiful wig.
"Its only fair you keep it boy" said Ash with confusion tainting his husky voice.
"But whatever will i do with it? Im no expert on magical objects or toilets" replied Friedrig "Maybe the Lady in the Hut of Pizza will be able to help"?
"Sure thing boy frog" muttered Ash obviously jealous of the magical find, with that he turned back to his puddle and cast his rod out to the middle.
Friedrig picked up the toilet with ease, The skip in his walk had now turned into a waddle but he waddled on down the road to the next village.


The End.